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function Start-Stream {
        $countdownTime = 5
    $loading = @('Waiting for Windos to hit enter',
        'Warming up processors',
        'Downloading the internet',
        'Trying common passwords',
        'Commencing infinite loop',
        'Injecting double negatives',
        'Breeding bits',
        'Capturing escaped bits',
        'Dreaming of a faster computer',
        'Calculating gravitational constant',
        'Adding Hidden Agendas',
        'Adjusting Bell Curves',
        'Aligning Covariance Matrices',
        'Attempting to Lock Back-Buffer',
        'Building Data Trees',
        'Calculating Inverse Probability Matrices',
        'Calculating Llama Expectoration Trajectory',
        'Compounding Inert Tessellations',
        'Concatenating Sub-Contractors',
        'Containing Existential Buffer',
        'Deciding What Message to Display Next',
        'Increasing Accuracy of RCI Simulators',
        'Perturbing Matrices')

    $startTime = Get-Date
    $endTime = $startTime.AddMinutes($countdownTime)
    $totalSeconds = (New-TimeSpan -Start $startTime -End $endTime).TotalSeconds

    $totalSecondsChild = Get-Random -Minimum 4 -Maximum 30
    $startTimeChild = $startTime
    $endTimeChild = $startTimeChild.AddSeconds($totalSecondsChild)
    $loadingMessage = $loading[(Get-Random -Minimum 0 -Maximum ($loading.Length - 1))]

    Do {
        $now = Get-Date
        $secondsElapsed = (New-TimeSpan -Start $startTime -End $now).TotalSeconds
        $secondsRemaining = $totalSeconds - $secondsElapsed
        $percentDone = ($secondsElapsed / $totalSeconds) * 100

        Write-Progress -id 0 -Activity Start-Stream -Status 'Stream starting soon' -PercentComplete $percentDone -SecondsRemaining $secondsRemaining

        $secondsElapsedChild = (New-TimeSpan -Start $startTimeChild -End $now).TotalSeconds
        $secondsRemainingChild = $totalSecondsChild - $secondsElapsedChild
        $percentDoneChild = ($secondsElapsedChild / $totalSecondsChild) * 100

        if ($percentDoneChild -le 100) {
            Write-Progress -id 1 -ParentId 0 -Activity $loadingMessage -PercentComplete $percentDoneChild -SecondsRemaining $secondsRemainingChild

        if ($percentDoneChild -ge 100 -and $percentDone -le 98) {
            $totalSecondsChild = Get-Random -Minimum 4 -Maximum 30
            $startTimeChild = $now
            $endTimeChild = $startTimeChild.AddSeconds($totalSecondsChild)
            if ($endTimeChild -gt $endTime) {
                $endTimeChild = $endTime
            $loadingMessage = $loading[(Get-Random -Minimum 0 -Maximum ($loading.Length - 1))]

        Start-Sleep 0.2
    } Until ($now -ge $endTime)

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